What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Who are your 10 best visuals in K-pop?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Ilia Topuria KOs Charles Oliveira in 1st Round at UFC 317 to Win Lightweight Title - Bleacher Report

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

His Overpriced Mustang Went Up In Flames Then Ford Mailed Him A Souvenir - Carscoops

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

Observations from Day 2 of minicamp | OTAs & Minicamp - Cleveland Browns

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The S&P 500 closes at 6,000 as bulls aim for return to record territory - MarketWatch

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

39-year-old quit nursing to become a mechanic—her business brings in $440,000 a year: ‘It was the fastest way to make money' - MSN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

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Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..